For some odd reason, my "Nudes" post just became the most visited item on my multiply blog.

To put the rest of the readers at ease, let me qualify my "stare" quote.

If I stare at you with great interest... yes, I'm already imagining what your best pose could be (or would have been).

If I stare at you with a quizzical look, then there must be something wrong with you.

If I give you a blank stare... then I'm either thinking of work or an earth-shattering, world dominating idea.  Or perhaps daydreaming -- fantasizing the many things I can do -- about you.  But definitely not stripping you.  No, sirree!  Maybe wonder if whipped cream, cherries and liquid latex look good on you.  But definitely not stripping you.

Just kidding.

Seriously, if I stare at you in an interested way, then yes. Birthday suit.  Definitely.  But if you catch me staring at you, then I wasn't really thinking about you naked.  Nope.  If I was, you wouldn't really know. :)

Confused?  Ah!  Then make it easier on yourself and forget about me staring at you when you don't know about it.

Got milk?

I received an email today from a young lad asking me, of all things, a question which I think every other young lad starting out would always ask:

What's the best condom to use and where could he buy it?

Great.  I feel like the next Margie Holmes or something.  Honestly, I don't really know.  Heck, I'm still wondering about the answer to a question of my own:

What the heck is up with flavored condoms?!

Feel free to discuss this matter here if you're so bold.